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This Program is FREE. It is based on the game Daleks,
or Robots, available on just about every computer.
Mine's just the same old stuff, with cooler
graphics.
Sean Howard
howard@acns.fsu.edu
or
howards@freenet.scri.fsu.edu
Email Me!
PLEASE! I need friends! Nobody likes me here!
They all want to kill me! Help me please!!!
Or, just say "hi, saw one of your games."
or, just say "Your game sucked weenie."
SQUID CO. PRODUCTIONS
Presents...
"Lawyers"
The Evil Blood Sucking Creatures from Mars
written by Sean Howard
Cast:
Designed by............................Copying Daleks
Programming...............................Sean Howard
Graphics..................................Sean Howard
Capital of Nebraska...........................Lincoln
Sean's hair by...................................Sean
Sean's Wardrobe by..............................Kmart
Reason I don't do better games......working my way up
Diet Dr. Pepper........Does taste like Real Dr.Pepper
Diet Coke............................Just one Calorie
Dan Quayle in '96........................Just kidding
Sean's Email.....................howards@acns.fsu.edu
(Send me a line!)
Turn on's.....................................Spandex
red hair
Turns off's................................hairy legs
no eyes
peg legs
dead
Career Plans..................Ollie North's Secretary
THINK C‚Ñ¢..................................Environment
Technical Assistant..................Inside Macintosh
Scrolling Credits by..................Kenneth A. Long
Application Shell by.....Scott Knaster & Keith Rollin
SPECIAL THANKS
Breeze Pecorino
the girlfriend
My Parents
those who hinder
Avesh Jain
the stealer of music by asking to borrow it
but never returning it, only to move to
Pittsburg or somewhere else with
my flippin' CD!
Brooke & Missy
she only wants him for his body,
but that's all he wants her for
too.
This has been a Squid Co. Production.
Filmed in Technicolor.
No animals were hurt during the making of this production.
Created on location in sunny Tallahassee, Florida.
All characters represented in this production are fictional.
Any resemblence to any persons,
living or dead, is purely coincidental
This program has been rated PG-13 by
the MDA, the KGB, the MFP, the CIA, the FBI, the ETA, the PBS,
and finally by the PMS.
Today's program has been brought to you by the letter X,
the number 69, and by viewers like you.
Copyright 1995 Sean Howard
Also,check out MacMatch 1.0, the concentration game
with an about dialog just like this one! It's really
cool. Please check it out. It's really kinda fun.
If I get sued for some reason over this program, then
it just goes to prove that lawyers really are blood
suckers.